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“My Favorite Schemes”

Baffling policemen with puzzling riddles
Robbing museums to steal priceless fiddles
Series of murders all following themes
These are a few of my favorite schemes

Taunting the heroes with bright shiny clues
Building their deathtraps in big giant shoes
Using my gadgets to enter their dreams
These are a few of my favorite schemes

Kidnapping sidekicks and threatening their lives
Hiding my minions in giant bee hives
Designing my lair to magnify screams
These are a few of my favorite schemes

When the heroes strike
When the plots fail
When I’m feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite schemes
And then I don’t feel so bad

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About Stefon

Stefon earned his M.F.A. in Creative Writing from N.I.L.A., and his B.A. in Religious Studies (double emphasis in Ritual and Mythology) from U.C. Berkeley. To date Stefon has published more than a score of short pieces and more than fifteen books. Look for him online at http://www.stefonmears.com, StefonMearsAuthor on Facebook, on GooglePlus, or @stefonmears on Twitter.


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